Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Hawks add final piece to their dynasty

He was drafted ahead of Antonio McDyess, Jerry Stackhouse, Rasheed Wallace, Kevin Garnett, Damon Stoudamire, and Michael Finley.  He signed a backdoor deal that ruined the Minnesota Timberwolves' chances of winning a title with Kevin Garnett.  He is currently working on an album under his alter ego, "Joe Beast", with singles forthcoming including "Murda Kapital" and "I Does This" (what is this, 1998?).  He is the final piece as Rick Sund puts the finishing touches on the Atlanta Hawks.  He is....the most uninteresting basketball player in the world.

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